Things I said as a kid that my kids never will:
- I hate phone numbers that include ’9′ because it takes sooo long for the dial to spin back around.
- Will you get off AOL so I can make a phone call?
- Be kind. Please rewind.
- Can I have a stamp to mail my letter to Samantha?
- I couldn’t do my research report because I couldn’t find the Microsoft Encarta ’95 CD.
- Got an ‘A’ on my History presentation on Christianity!!
- Who is Paula Abdul?
Things my kids say that I never would have said as a kid:
- The battery in my toothbrush just died.
- Can we watch a movie on the way to school?
- It’s so annoying when The Lion King has to buffer on Netflix.
- That’s what spellcheck is for!
- I better email my Christmas list to Santa!
- Mrs. A said I could call her cell phone if I have a homework question.
- Who are the Backstreet Boys?
Backstreet Boys – saddddd!
I’d like to add to this list, “Can we go to Blockbuster tonight to rent a movie?”
ENCARTA. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.
Hahaha Encarta. Good times.