Let Me Introduce Myself…

Hi. I’m Jen.I’m visiting TwentyFive this year, but planning to move on eventually. We’ll see. I may stay here forever. I write. Obviously. This here blog is the only place I can be humorous, if you ask my dearest friends. I suppose that five-year education paid off. I love George W. I feel like you should know that about me. I’m a StepMom, with two hilariously fantastic kids (Faith & Christian), and a wife to Evan, who is gorgeous, rugged and romantic – all at the same time. He’s kind of perfect. I’ll wait while you wipe the vomit from your face. Things that make me happy (other than the aforementioned) include Polaroid cameras, typewriters, photobooths, funnel cakes, bright nail polish, a good hair day and daisies. Also, Tiffany & Co. jewelry. I like who I am. Some may call that narcissism. I’ve found life is much happier when you love yourself. And I like being happy. My life goals used to include settling in New York City or DC and becoming someone of importance. But I’ve learned that life in the mountains of West Virginia isn’t so terrible. And that I’m important in a different way to people who have become of utmost importance to me. I love this little space on the Interwebs that is just mine. Mine to say what I want; to be as crude, rude and politically incorrect as I want. And I am. Because that’s me. I’m Jen. That is all.